Terms and Conditions for our competitions:
its our competition, so its our rules, OK.
Our decisions are final and we are entitled to play fast and loose with your entries, depending on our mood. And don’t come whining to us if the flavour of the soup isn’t to your liking. It’s Joanne’s home made soup, so we think its fabulous, whatever the flavour. And there are lots of starving students out there who would give their newest textbook for a bowl of Joanne’s soup; so think yourself lucky, ok. And in case you are about to complain about Health regulations, it’s homemade in the sense that its made in the Union, under proper clean and safe conditions, but since Joanne calls the Union home (dedicated soul that she is) we think we’re entitled to call it homemade if we like.
And before you start complaining about trades descriptions and product liability and all that stuff; if you don’t like it, don’t enter. We take no responsibility for anything, and admit to no liability for anything either. Besides; our lawyer is bigger than yours (but, sadly, a lot more expensive than yours, we think).
We do our best, OK, so let’s leave it at that. It’s all supposed to be a bit of fun. And the soup’s good too. Same applies to other prizes.